What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:26

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.